Nadezhda Guzheva: Alimony And Hogweed

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The Governor of the Leningrad Region, Alexander Drozdenko, invented a way to deal with two types of evils at the same time. He proposed to local deputies to include the mowing of Sosnovsky's hogweed in the list of public works. So that alimony workers can be legally sent to them. We do not know which of the evils is greater - a careless dad or an unkillable punk plant. In general, in the USSR, great hopes were pinned on Sosnovsky's hogweed. The future academician Pyotr Vavilov himself at the end of the 40s fiercely drowned for him and in the end convinced the leadership of the All-Union Academy of Agricultural Sciences named after V. I. VI Lenin is that Sosnovsky's hogweed is indispensable in the post-war restoration of agriculture. And the native of the Caucasus found himself in the middle lane, where he quickly felt even better than the aha toad in Australia. Just like the Australians have been moaning from a hefty poisonous amphibian for almost 100 years, so the Russians remember the Stalinist agrarians with an unkind word. Like the toad yeah, Sosnovsky's hogweed turned out to be completely useless in agriculture, but at the same time it successfully took root and even began to actively seize territory. True, unlike the toad, he is unable to kill, but to cripple and ruin life for a couple of years - quite. Homo sapiens juice, getting on the skin of homo sapiens, multiplies its sensitivity to ultraviolet light: the case ends with terrible and very reluctant to heal blisters. And to this charm, Drozdenko wants to throw people who are not even criminals, giving each a scythe. The effectiveness of which against hogweed is approximately equal to the effectiveness of the aga toad against agricultural pests. But, on the other hand, Sosnovsky's mowed cow parsnip for the next year will only become thicker, sprawling and juicier, and it will be possible to throw more and more alimony squads at it. Something suggests that the money for this work will not go directly to their children. If at all. Earlier, Drozdenko suggested driving ethyl alcohol from Sosnovsky's cow parsnip. Since the poisonousness of the plant did not bother the governor, he may have assumed the eradication of alcoholics and hogweed at the same time. * * * The material was published in the publication "Interlocutor" 06-2021 under the title "Alimony and cow parsnip."