In life, girls do not look at all the same as on Instagram and Facebook. In reality, they have more characteristics than you can see in the photo: acne, double chins, fat asses, skinny asses, short necks, narrow foreheads, wide ankles, short fingers or small eyes, bad hair and, of course, all types of unsuccessful breasts. … We've put together an illustrated guide to the typical cheating methods used by girls of all ages. Now, looking at a photograph of another languid fate, our readers will be able to understand what kind of defect it is hiding. Be warned: women are not who they seem!
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Face: I'm so cosmic! (5 to 35)
1. Girls who open their mouths in surprise or languidly open their mouths. They seduce them and hint unequivocally. And of course, they hide the fact that they have round cheeks and a strawberry face.
2. Girls smoke or hold a cigarette in their hand. By this they tell you that they are vicious, detached and spit on your pathetic opinion. In addition, the cigarette serves as the basis for making a duckface and not being branded as mentally retarded. The face, shot through cigarette smoke, gives the girl the coveted witch's mystery.
3. Pictures taken while eating or drinking through a tube legitimize the same duckface and retracted cheeks and indicate the missing cheekbones. Although the faces still look like chicken priests, only with tubes stuck in them.
4. The defocus turns the girl into an ephemeral inaccessible creature. An obscure, blurry appearance, a phantom girl.
5. The elongated neck and thrown back head testify to a quivering nature, a double chin, Venus rings and an unsuccessful face oval.
6. Sacred overexposure, one of the main salvation of pimples, easily turns any collective farmer into a radiant goddess.
7. The hair covering the upper part of the face, the hand covering the lower part, the flirty facepalm or the visor of the cap pulled down show that this deceitful negligence is carefully checked. Perhaps the girl has a narrow forehead, a sloping chin, or an oversized nose.
8. Half of the face in the picture means the inescapable longing for the lack of facial symmetry. Be sure - you were shown the better half, the one with more eyes, a higher eyebrow, and a less protruding ear.
9. Taking pictures in profile with a raised chin and raised eyebrows in surprise, the girl hopes for the comment "Nefertiti!" God forbid someone to photograph her with her head down and showing the world a second, or even a third chin - you will be burned in hell.
10. A photo without makeup in the contrasting morning light revives the corpses. At the same time, the girls try to make the facial expression dreamy and childish. People should know how defenseless you are. Sometimes. Alone with myself and the camera.
11. A squint and a three-quarter turn corrects bulging eyes and an unsatisfactory thick nose. If, at the same time, the supposedly absent-minded gaze is still directed into the distance, the success of the photo is guaranteed.
12. A glance from under the brow makes any dangerous thing, removes a low forehead, a square face and a heavy chin and gives the eyes the desired expressiveness.
13. A selfie taken on an outstretched arm from above will sharpen the features and dramatically outline the oval of the face. A selfie from below with hair in the lens will create the effect of a cute delicate creature and compensate for the lack of hair.
Body: Butt Bending Guitar
1. Even young people have ugly breasts. Sometimes the boobs are not just dull, but vary in size. Ways to fix this: show a piece of the chest in the neckline of the sleeve of the dress, where it is guaranteed to look elastic and perky, or press on the chest, which will make it seem round.
2. The collarbone is the dream of all modern girls. They create the line of the neck and flawlessly distract from the lack of chest. You can lean forward with your shoulder (or both) or lift one shoulder, combining this gesture with a look from under the brows.
3. Danger: fat hand. A thick hand, like a nightmare, pursues any girl - everyone, even the thinnest, has it. It appears if the shoulder is close to the body. Therefore, it is better to throw your hand behind your head or take it back.
4. Chiffon rags and translucent draperies will hide the figure of any novice druid with rudiments of cellulite or short legs.
5. Thick ankles make it difficult to create a full-fledged sexy dramatic bow. The unfortunate owners remove them from the frame in any possible way: they hide them under the maxi, crop the frame, put on high boots, tuck their legs under them.
6. Girls know that a magical arch creates the illusion of a never-appeared waist, makes a sad chest cheerful, and a flat butt bulging.
7. Taking off their own legs, the girls either lift them higher, or manage to turn the body so that the most advantageous view of the hip gets into the frame. As a result, instead of carrots from the photo, a young gymnast is looking at you.
Face: your eyelids ask for a scalpel (for older girls)
1. Wrap a towel around the head, creating the effect of a circular tightening. The overhanging nasolabial folds disappear, the cut of the eyes lengthens, the eyebrows arrogantly crawl upward, lifting the drooping upper eyelids. And of course, half-face saving glasses, if the day is not at all set and the eyes have lost their shine.
2. Put on an eye mask (best of all lace) to give yourself a special mystery, so necessary when you already have something to hide. In addition, the mask will hide all skin imperfections, wrinkles and a face simply tired of life. The heavily exploited image of the femme fatale is out of fashion, so they rarely do it: rather, in order to put a photo on a userpic.
3. Cover the part of the face most affected by age, showing the best that is left.
4. They hide part of the face behind the person with whom they are photographed, imitating some shyness and playfulness. It is difficult to judge from one eye and half of the nose how much the face has changed over the past couple of years, despite the annual detoxification, beauticians and spiritual practices.
5. They smile unnaturally broadly or supposedly cheerfully and carefreely laugh, into the mouth cherished by an expensive dentist, convincing others that life is successful and will be successful.
6. Well, the main friends of a girl, two smoothly working ways to improve yourself: a friend is much older than you and a friend is much scarier than you.
Body: gravity, heartless you bitch
1. Decorate the body with scarves, fabrics, dresses, exposing only what is well preserved.
2. A photo is published where the figure is entirely visible from afar, barely indicated, it is guessed, but the sad details are not noticeable. It is especially practiced by those who are strenuously losing weight, who rely on the outlines and contours of the body, and not on the freshness of the face.
3. Stretch out while lying down, which makes the belly sunken, arms thin, and legs long. This is only allowed for those with small breasts. Big tits will float to the back.
4. They are photographed in outer clothing - either black or very bright, which distracts attention from the contours of the floating figure. It is the bony ones who like to dress in black, in order to further emphasize the thinness won back from age by battles.
5. They photograph the legs raised up or bent at the knees so that the treacherous laxity of the inner thighs and the skin threateningly hanging over the knees is not visible.
6. Do not press their arms to the body or lift them up to make them look fit and athletic, and there were no noticeable wrinkles on the armpits. The hands are usually not lowered downward, hiding veins that appear instantly.
